Fangirling of an Enigma

A sad naked Bro

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:59:16 -0400

As a kid I’d always give my brother and parents presents to cheer them up. It worked every single time.

arcanehex: colo12spinner: ask-kirby-characters: themaraudersbo...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:51:38 -0400

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:49:37 -0400

thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:46:40 -0400

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:52:30 -0400

chibird: Reasons to be happy include fluffy kittens, ice cream,...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:49:54 -0400

chibird:

Reasons to be happy include fluffy kittens, ice cream, awesome people, great books, tumblr, etc… you just have to find some that work for you. :D

LKJDSFKJDS I GOT THE TRIFORCE YES

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:49:36 -0400

LKJDSFKJDS I GOT THE TRIFORCE YES

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: it’s annoying how parents act like their children are cattle that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:49:18 -0400

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

it’s annoying how parents act like their children are cattle that they own and can treat however the fuck they want

holy crap first loan paid off already I LIKE THIS GAME EVERYONE SHOULD GET IT

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:43:00 -0400

holy crap first loan paid off already

I LIKE THIS GAME

EVERYONE SHOULD GET IT

steveholtvstheuniverse: skoothsmin: science fiction was invented by a woman don’t you ever fucking...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:31:56 -0400

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

that-kid-matt-biller: justtouchedawkwardly: #101 REASONS TO...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:24:09 -0400

that-kid-matt-biller:

justtouchedawkwardly:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

Ellen is just the greatest person alive.

nopestiel: if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:23:15 -0400

nopestiel:

_{^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}}

hetaliajustforyou: sorikia: blackoutballad: Don’t cry …. No wasting your tears on...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:23:05 -0400

hetaliajustforyou:

sorikia:

blackoutballad:

Don’t cry ….

No wasting your tears on me

You’ll ruin your pretty eyes for nothing …

cAN YOU NOT— MY LOVE OF THESE PEOPLE I JUST CAN’T

sailorleo: thnx for working so hard

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:07:19 -0400

sailorleo:

thnx for working so hard

batched: grimdarkthroes: cupcakesandrocketships: Casting...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:49:47 -0400

batched:

grimdarkthroes:

cupcakesandrocketships:

Casting appreciation gif.

This seriously pisses me off because TWO men of the “correct” ethnicity/race were asked to play the role of Khan. I don’t remember their names because this back when Into Darkness was in casting yo but they BOTH DECLINED.

So there’s a HUGE difference between “well, we asked the best in the business and they both said no, so we should go with another actor of the ‘incorrect’ race who is also very well suited for the role” and doing what the Hunger Games did which is literally only let white girls audition for Katniss.

When actors decline there is fuckall you can do. It’s shitty, no doubt, that Khan ended up being white, but BC did a great job in the role, while knowing he was third choice. I won’t begrudge him for taking it, and I won’t begrudge the casting crew for going with him after their best actors declined.

^ Bless.

milkykissu: omuraisuu: shy penis i. am. done.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:48:42 -0400

milkykissu:

omuraisuu:

shy penis

i. am. done.

animal-e: PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:45:55 -0400

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

omgomgomg you can remove the socks and shoes AWWW <3

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:39:16 -0400

omgomgomg you can remove the socks and shoes AWWW <3

Girl: adjusts bra strap

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:27:29 -0400

Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
School: lol you're good.

emeraldcharos: evilguineapiginator: darbesaurus: tittymonsta: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:27:15 -0400

emeraldcharos:

evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

I really hate people