March 2012
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
February 2012
To everyone who has dealt with suicidal thoughts...
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
ieirena:
kingofanimusisland:
henrystan:
freedom-star:
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
PERFECTION
MORE THAN PERFECTION.
it’s too cute i can’t
Watchglasmond:
minumi-chan:
laughingstation:
Click me!! for more funny posts!
I’ve never laughed harder nor simultaneously been more disturbed in my life.
This guy looks so funny and special
me when first playing assassin's creed: "i will be a good sneaky assassin and not run, not go fast on my horse, and not disturb citizens!"
me after thirty minutes of playing assassin's creed: runs everywhere
me: punches beggars
me: tramples over hundreds of innocent people with horse
me: punches more beggars
Star-crossed morons →
by ~FlyingGuineaPig
Star-crossed lovers could just say goodbye Accepting their dreams will never fly Walking away and acknowledging their fate Lest sorrow bloom and love turn to hate. And I don’t understand; it’s so unromantic! They’ll grasp at straws, try anything, frantic. Weave so tight a web one will soon lose their life Doom the other to death in the loss of his wife. Call...
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
Tinderbox, gimme gimme!: Think before you type. →
sototallylame:
icedteacia:
For all of you insecure, cowardly anons out there- seriously… what compels you to have such hatred in your heart? People are dying on a daily basis- there is enough negativity out there to make anyone want to just give up. Why contribute to that?
I find it…
Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
cestenial:
liquid-liam:
omfg the notes
Wow.
