canyousonicme: GOODBYE, SWEETIE.
wellthatsabitunfortunate: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: I once retold that joke: “On a scale of Jack Harkness to John Watson, how out of the closet are you?” while visiting my family. My brother didn’t even glance up from what he was doing, and answered with “Arthur Pendragon.” Oh my god
~ CANDY-TRASH ~: Spoilt children in a row →
hedgeypig: I’ve been knocking around the Tom Hiddleston fandom for over a year now and I’ve seen many things that have given me joy and others that have sent me into a rage. Last year we had people camping outside his hotel in Detroit, standing outside his place of work in Cologne, hacking…
Contrary to Popular Belief...
thescienceofjohnlock: averypotterseniorfeels: bbc-booknerd12888: I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ I do not watch anything just for hot...
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
liquid-pickle: assbuttwhohasfandoms: the-fandoms-are-cool: cheekbonesofbenny: consultingt-rex: Martin can sing Benedict can sing where is my Sherlock musical David Tennant can sing. Billie Piper can sing. John Barrowman can sing. Catherine Tate can sing. Karen Gillian and her babes Matt Smith and Arthur Darvill can sing. Where is my Wholock musical? Are we forgetting the actors...
1-url-to-rule-them-all: a-weeping-angel-just: allsfairinloveandshipping: So Smaug didn’t actually talk yet Benedict Cumberbatch was still listed in the credits Maybe he recorded the roars for Smaug Can we all just take a moment to imagine Benedict Cumberbatch standing in front of a microphone roaring Guys, he did a huge fucking job modeling for the five seconds that he was the...
princass: whatthefunniest: single bells, single bells, single all the way oh what fun it is to ride nothing bc i’m single
madithefreckled: taissafarmiga: christmas is almost over for the rest of the world and it hasn’t even started for us america makes it a point to always be fabulously late
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
sodamnrelatable: “…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
a-weeping-angel-just: allsfairinloveandshipping: So Smaug didn’t actually talk yet Benedict Cumberbatch was still listed in the credits Maybe he recorded the roars for Smaug Can we all just take a moment to imagine Benedict Cumberbatch standing in front of a microphone roaring
alwaysthreeoclock: bill-nyetho: the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad it’s okay— they barely did. they started their periods much later in life, they were pregnant or breastfeeding for a huge portion of their fertile years, and most people didn’t have enough fat on them to menstruate regularly. AND THE GENDER STUDIES DEGREE COMES IN TO KILL THE JOKE; MERRY...
wendlatheradical: so far working at the cinema today, I’ve heard “can I have tickets for…” “less miserable” “les miz” “that lesbian movie” “that miserable movie” “le whatever”
suzuharatoji: WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER
Some Harry Potter Facts.
Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have to survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
canni8al: elusivethunder: synnesai: canni8al: if you’ve never jumped off a building and missed the hay cart then you have not experienced true pain if you’ve jumped off a synchronization point because you forgot to leap of faith and just die you have not experienced true pain at first I thought you guys literally jumped off a building and I’m like “WELL YEAH IT WOULD HURT” then i...
bustin makes me feel good: will-of-the-wisp:... →
will-of-the-wisp: consulting-goddess-of-deductions: boys-from-baker-street: why can’t there be a petting zoo but instead of animals there can be british actors #mummy, i wanna pat the Hiddleston #no sweetie #mummy wants to pat the Cumberbatch first #and then…