Straight from God himself.
(via 1-url-to-rule-them-all)Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook
I made the mistake 2 days ago of telling my dad that I wanted to live in an episode of Sherlock.
Last night a 3am he came into my room, flicked the lights on and started to throw everything around. I asked him what he was doing and he replied with ‘Its a drugs bust!’
Then when I yelled at him and told him to fix everything he said ‘Not my division.’ then shut the door and went back to bed.
I WANT YOUR FATHER
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
(via tardis-chick)Source: casualcynic