Straight from God himself.
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Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook
I made the mistake 2 days ago of telling my dad that I wanted to live in an episode of Sherlock.
Last night a 3am he came into my room, flicked the lights on and started to throw everything around. I asked him what he was doing and he replied with ‘Its a drugs bust!’
Then when I yelled at him and told him to fix everything he said ‘Not my division.’ then shut the door and went back to bed.
I WANT YOUR FATHER
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Source: lilylittlelamb
THE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD ONE. THATS NOT NICE
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Source: Karren Hallion Illustration
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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Source: casualcynic
- dont yell at them
- dont say you’re disappointed in them
- dont say “cheer up” and expect anything out of that
- dont ignore them
- fucking talk to them and just be there for them
- listen to them
- but seriously dont yell at them
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Source: ier0h
I HAVE BEEN REALLY FRUSTRATED WITH ALL THE UNSOURCED ART I’VE BEEN SEEING LATELY
PLEASE SOURCE THINGS /CRIES
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Source: princeravioli
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fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
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Source: sharonosbourne
if it’s any consolation, I would cuddle with all of you.
all. of. you.
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